All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn’t your pet — it’s your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.

Guilty Pleasure

Rose/Karkat, G, 1700 words

The fic that the critics acclaimed as “pricklycute,” “…what the fuck is this,” and “I kinda ship it now??? WITCHCRAFT.”

unanoning my kinkmeme fills counts as doing fannish things right

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Writing Porn With Your Helpful Neighborhood Roach


Okay! I can’t say you haven’t come to the right person, anon, because god help me do I write a lot of porn. What I haven’t ever done— so far— is teach people to write porn, so gimme some time to collect my thoughts.

Also here’s a cut because dang this shit got long.

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[pink someecard with a woman writing, featuring the text: “I don’t see why I need a sex life of my own when I can write about the hot queer sex my favourite fictional characters are having.”]